You want me to complain? Alright, then. Fuck this! Fuck you! Fuck all of you, with your snivelling self pity! And fuck all your lousy parents! Fuck my lousy parents, while we’re at it! Fuck my selfish bohemian sister and her fucking bliss! Fuck my legless grandmother! Fuck my dead husband! And my lousy children and their nasty little secrets! And fuck you, Robbie, for dragging me to this terrible place and not letting me have a Snickers bar! I’m going to get something to eat!